I said “I wanna be a singer like Lou Reed”
“I like Lou Reed” she said sticking her tongue in my ear
“Let’s go, let’s sit, let’s talk”
“Politics go so good with beer”
“And while we’re at it baby, why don’t you tell me one of your biggest fears?”
I said “Losing my penis to a whore with disease”
“Just kidding” I said “Losing my life to a whore with disease”
She said “Excuse me, please?”
I said “Please… I’m a humble guy with a healthy desire”
“Don’t give me no shit because…”

Only Black Francis…

(I’d just like to apologize in advance for the ridiculous Pixies spam that is sure to come).