July 2012
57 posts
so many couples i know have that whole ross and rachel relationship going on in the sense that they’re straight and i could not care care less what happens to them.
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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Jul 30th
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Jul 29th
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How long do you think I could call myself a hyperrealist artist before people realize I’m just taking photos?
Jul 29th
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Jul 28th
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Anonymous asked: you're really great! i don't know why you're not more popular.
Jul 28th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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It’s almost three a.m. and the fact that Bart Simpson should be in his mid-30s by now is really fucking with me.
Jul 27th
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Man high school’s bumming me out right now, I don’t want to be here for another year. Too many squares, not enough bears.
Jul 27th
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Jul 27th
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Jul 26th
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Jul 23rd
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Looking at pictures of Stephin Merritt to cheer me up from a terrible day at work.
Jul 22nd
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Jul 21st
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All I’ve drawn today are penises and sad faces.
Jul 21st
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Jul 19th
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“I was looking for a job and then I found a job and heaven knows I’m rollin’ in dollah dollah bills now yall”.
Jul 19th
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When my mom receives bad service at a restaurant or when the server is rude to her, she usually gives them a really big tip because “they’re probably having a rough day, and this might cheer them up”.
Jul 18th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Jul 16th
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Going to open up a bread shop called “Baking Bread” that’s actually going to be a front for a meth lab. No one will ever suspect a thing.
Jul 16th
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Jul 14th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 13th
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Jul 12th
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If I kill Daniel Tosh and call it a joke is it still murder?
Jul 11th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
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Jul 9th
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~*wearing sunglasses so i can’t see bloggers judging me*~
Jul 9th
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i am so good at dancing to the shangri-las wow.
Jul 9th
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Jul 9th
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i just told my friend that i dropped all of my macdonald’s fries on the ground and i can’t eat them anymore and then they started talking about how they broke up with their boyfriend but like i still want to talk about these fries.
Jul 9th
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Anonymous asked: Wait. You're gay?
Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
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i guess one good thing about being gay is when someone asks me why i’m single i can use the valid excuse that “there aren’t that many gay people here” when really it’s because i’m insufferable :)
Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
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Jul 8th
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Jul 6th
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Jul 5th
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teenboystuff replied to your photo: Writer’s Block. perspective.
Jul 5th
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Jul 5th
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