June 2013
15 posts
“Ooooh, eeeew, hetero sex.”
—My dad impersonating me
I’ve found the answer to the question “what is the meaning of life?”
It’s hot dads in sunglasses and also I’m drunk
May 2013
21 posts
I’m spending just about all of my time at school blasting Sleater-Kinney and giving everyone dirty looks because there are only seven days left before I’m out of here for good and I need to revel in my teen angst as much as possible.
Do you like Neutral Milk Hotel?
i’m an eighteen year-old with a blog of course i like neutral milk hotel